Comic Con: knock knock
    Me: who's there
    Comic Con: not you lol

iamwizz:

The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released. The screen touches you

(via tropicoconuth)

annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

(via recyclopss)

nutellanatalia:

asian:

nutellanatalia:

i wanna try dating an asian guy

Date me

no not you

(Source: , via asian)

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

(via liveliferecklesslyandfree)

thefoxandthecoyote:

HE LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED

SHE LOOKS SO DISAPPOINTED 

THESE TWO I’M

jordan-marrish:

"I’ll hurt you. I’ll hurt you all!"

"You called Lydia"
-  deputy  ”you just fucking called my girlfriend and didn’t tell me can i have her number tho" parrish  (via what-a-cute-stile)